HI, I JONNY FLOAT
Welcomes my site. Sorry my picture bit close, but take myself of my house which is Chapel on Old Bridge.
I am candidate for the good town of St. Ives in Cambridgeshire. Please you see my sign and you see the box next my name and you think yourself. Vote Jonny Float, for he is the man of the people.
You can read my target manifesto on the right ------->
SUGGESTION
If you have any ideas that you would like me to add to my aims when I become Prime Minister of St. Ives, please enter it below and I will add it to my list:
SUGGESTIONS FROM PEOPLE:
From: beni (2008-05-06 18:34:37)
Johny,it sounds like you have got a wannabe marquee guy he must have trad marquees as he couldnt aford the real thing. does he know mick purchese or is he the local rubbish collecter,arthur cough because i have no balls.
From: iver problem (2008-05-06 13:17:31)
who this artur cough is he from gay times.or does he work for tesco collecting trollys
From: Arthur Cough (2008-05-06 09:02:16)
Hey Jonny, What's the score. Have you been inflitrated by MI5? Who is this dibbo calling himself beni and saying he is a spy undercover? Is he for real or is he two pegs short of a proper tent?
Watch out, he might be a plant from the Town Hall
From: goatskin gobbler (2008-04-30 09:31:17)
Re Corn Exchange, is that the same Dobbo who wus Mayor when all the nothing was done about it? If the building is not falling down, how come dat de council spent all that money on engineers who said it was.
Isat the same Dibbo who wanted the guided bus to come through the market 20 time every ********* day?
I wouldn't believe these politicians or the any of the candidates if dey told me today wus Wednesday! They are there for who's benefit - ours or theirs. I leave you to tink about dat man.
Vote tomorrow for JONNY - der MAAN!
From: iver problem (2008-04-29 21:33:41)
jonny please can we boycot tescos and other major stores so we can look after our own farmers in our community,why let our good neighbours struggle. yes i am complaining so do others ,lets stop importing crap and putting our guys out of buisness. so jonny please do this for our country and you will have my vote.
From: Lizzy Hot Pants (2008-04-29 19:46:24)
Every drinking establishment should have a creche/babysitting service so the parents can go out regularly with their friends and not have to pay extortionate wages to 14 years olds
From: all undercover (2008-04-29 19:24:44)
beni says from www.allundercover.co.uk
after hearing the news this morning regarding the profit that BP and Shell have made, its a slap in the face to brag about it,and the truth in what the greedy bastards goverment make out of a litre of fuel 80 pence they are takeing the piss, also i think jps are two with there x employes who is he fagin out oliver twist pick a pocket or two meaning his x employes. who will picket with me to stop fuel coming in to these greedy makeing fuel station. please tell jonny float your names and i will collect you from stives my self after some one has pushed my car from somersham to stives as i cant aford the fuel no more, times are hard if you are looking for a marquee to live in or what ever please let me know, i will not rip you off. so please stand up for your rights.
From: johnny (2008-04-29 16:13:19)
introduce special tax for any company making over a billion £ in profit. ie
BP, SHELL,LLOYDS TSB, HSBC,BARCLAYS,
PAUL BEATLE McCARTNEY, BILL PSYCO GATES,
ALL UNDERCOVER, LEVER GROUP ,AND YOU GOT IT TESCO (we want every little bit)
From: Mandy Lifeboats (2008-04-29 11:35:04)
Yo Jonny!
Can you switch the river to flow to Scunto? That way we don't get their trash & other bobbing floaters etc. - they can have ours.
I tried to send a cash donation with this but no joy.
From: Darnell (2008-04-28 22:44:14)
I love you long time Jonny! You need good wife for to make happy life in st ives?
From: iver largen (2008-04-28 20:37:10)
Hello i agree with johnny motto , we should all strike because of the fuel prices in this country absoulty rip off , please will every body stand up for them selfs in this country and take no more crap from the goverment and strike now
From: Mickey Nunes (2008-04-28 19:56:51)
What you got to do is make people feel like they are in a community and that has to start with the kids. Give kids plenty of youth clubs to choose from with proper funding none of that turning up to play ping pong. Ensure there are lots of green to enjoy the long summers. All building companies should be obliged to finish jobs to the deadline that they quoted and not 4 months later. Late night bus journeys for £1 between st ives and huntingdon to get back home from the pub and stop drink drivers. All the best Jonny :)
From: JOHNNY MOTTO FROM THE GROTTO (2008-04-28 15:00:13)
more policy;
1.removing a hand from all thiefs so they can easily been seen.
2.no moving of sports grounds so far out of townS you can only drive there.
4. no more councils, total waste of money.load of time wasters that cannot even agree on what they going to eat on there expense accounts.
5. build nuclear power station. we need engergy, and not from the middle east and russia, they dont like us.
6. pull out of Iraq and afgan
7. widden the A14 , 15 years of talking is enough. build it any where, but just bulid it.Sack the local MP as he has done nothing but raise the question., with no action or answers, waste of tax payers money.
8. a major fraud investigation over the corn exchange. was it ever falling down??
9. work to start, striaght away for a bridge to the huntingdon football ground and the council to pay for it all. All the other money raised by the community to be put into a community sports programe..
9. reduce fuel prices to 0.70 a litre thats enough.
10. break up tesco its just to big and a monopoly on everything.
11. replace the law courts with dice throwing, highest number wins. Its cheaper,fairer, everybody understands it. No overpaid lawyers or judges needed.
12. seperate the POLICE from road traffic. leave the Police to catch criminals.
13. raise speed limit to 90mph on motorways and fit restrictors on cars.
14.bring back reading.writing and competive sports to schools.
15. recycle because its a waste not too. not because some one is telling you a load of rubbish.
15. LASTLY VOTE FOR JOHNNY BECAUSE HE TAKES BRIBES AND WILL GRANT EVERTHING FOR THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF MONEY, IF NOTHING ELSE HE IS HONEST.
From: Dogg (2008-04-28 14:44:51)
To end the ongoing St Ives Corn Exchange debate, I recommend that it is used as a 'sin bin' for the naughty people of the St Ives night life. a vigilante group is employed to patrol the town centre in the evenings and if anyone is caught getting up to no good, these officers will restrain the culprits and keep them locked in the Corn Exchange for 1 night. Regardless of the fact ti 'may' be falling down. This will free up police cells for real criminals
From: Oliver drinkwell (2008-04-28 13:22:23)
Hello Johnny, could we investigate starting a chechnyan restaurant in St ives town centre. It think that would be nice.
From: Charles Goodwill (2008-04-28 13:19:56)
This sort of behaviour is inappropriate and childish i'm going to tell my mum on you!!
From: Boswell (2008-04-28 13:19:28)
A nose reduction, would be a start, nobody trusts a man with a nose that big!
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